Friday, December 12, 2008

Skins Game


Chick (bob and tom show) , myself and drunk superphat mikey. Mikey kept waiving to Skins' owner Dan Snyder?! Snyder was stunned at this fat guy who just kept waiving at him ALL nite!

Tyler's 1st Santa Claus meeting...EVER!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

A christmas f*ckin' classic!


Possibly a record for a Christmas film, the word "fuck" and its variations are used 147 times while "shit" appears 34 times amid a total of 243 "profanities". Take the DVD to your Grandparent's house on Xmas morning, tell them you want to enjoy a holiday classic with them, video their reactions to the movie....now, that's a YouTube hit!

The Auctioneer!



This guy has douche written ALL over him (haircut proves it) Governor Auctioneer is SCREWED! A fun drinking game would be to get a couple bottles of Vodka with some friends, consume most of it and then try to pronounce his last name. Good Luck! Props to drudge report for the swarmy pic!

marco

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

baby and 'baby-mama'

I always get alot of email shit, because I never 'show' Melissa.  Well, here is my 'baby-mama' (Tyler's mom for those of you who are pop-culture retarded)  He's probably so cute because of her, BUT, I was present at conception, so by default, I get half the credit!

Mess...behind the scenes, and slightly edited.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

What we have here is my cute kid, BEWARE however, this face can be used for him to get whatever in the hell he wants....that means skipping naps, toys, junky ass food that could bring on type 2 diabetes...and more.... DON'T FALL VICTIM TO THIS FACE (atleast not too often)

Tyler and I SKINS' Fans!

So, since Tyler's middle name is 'GIBBS' (Hall of Fame REDSKINS Coach) , he has no choice but to be a Redskins fan! His favorite player right now is Clinton Portis... although, Chris Cooley may be his future favorite!  This is us in the backyard, we had some really awesome pic's taken (i'll give you all the photog's info in a future blog)

Pizza Monster!

Tyler (18 mos) he LOVES Pizza. He'll only eat it from the sides though!